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En el transcurso de la tarde ha llegado a oidos de esta redacción un nuevo caso de embarazo en Calle Badajoz.

Según nos informan, se ha dado un nuevo caso de esta bendita epidemia que esta "afectando" a las mujeres casadas (y que siga así) de esta Calle.

En este caso la contagiada afortunada ha sido Alicia GRAO (¡¡¡OJO, GRAO!!!).


Según nuestras fuentes (la propia futura mama), "...yo estoy muy bien, tan bien como me viste ayer......llevabamos buscándolo desde finales de invierno y todo el verano ...".

En la imagen podemos ver a la mama portando el predictor (pude captar la imagen mientras me escondía detras del bidet).

Según especulaciones, posiblemente el momento de la afección pudo ser debido a un acto de arrinconamiento producido por el conyugue (osea, Eduardo) en un arrebato de los suyos.

Pues nada Eduardo, deja ya de buscar que ya esta aqui. Ahora a quemar energías haciendo footing.

Bromas aparte...

¡¡¡NUESTRA MÁS SINCERA ENHORABUENA!!!

P.D.: Edu, tu a mi...ni te arrimes!!!

P.D.: Chachos, cortaros un poquito que a este paso no ahorro pa casarme!!! (ja,ja)


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Inma Prieto dijo...

Me alegro muchíssssiiiiimooooo!!!!, ya se lo había dicho a Alicia, pero no me canso de repetirlo. Que guay!!!!!!!!!

El año que viene, la plaza de España superconcurrida y la Cafetería Ángel sin crisis, jajaja

Un abrazo a los papis y un saludo a todos.

Fofo dijo...

Enhorabuena a todos y en especial a Eduardo y Alicia, que todavía no lo he podido hacer en persona.

P.D. No descarto nuevas incorporaciones. Os invito a todos a buscarlo sin descanso... viva el desenfreno... muerte al condón.

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Anónimo dijo...

Cuando paréis de encargar chiquillos colgad las fotos de la despedida del Lolo y de la fiesta post boda!!!!

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Inma Prieto dijo...

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Muchas felicidades para todos, en especial para Edu y Ali, que tenian muchas ganas del hermanit@ para Eduardito. Teresa

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EEEEEEEH!!. ESO DE QUE LOS SOLTEROS VALE, PARA LOS QUE QUIERAN QUE VALGA ¿EH?.

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Felcidades a los dos, espero que todo vaya estupendo. Un saludo

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Por favor ¿donde están las fotos de la boda de nuestros amigos Chema y Manoli? Venga Ilde no me seas vago ponte al lio. Es broma Ilde que yo sé que tú no eres vago.

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y las de Lolo y María???

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Eso digo yo ¿donde están las fotos delos dos últimos matrimonios?

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Punto 1: Del enlace entre Lolo y Ferrera tengo vetada la publicación de ninguna fotografía hasta que los novios no las disfruten previamente, por lo que habrá que respetar a los susodichos (a ver si se dedican a chingar menos y ponen un día para verlas).

Punto 2: Del enlace entre Chema y Manoli, siento decir que al encontrarse mis progenitores de viaje de placer en tierras asturianas (previo secuestro de la cámara de foto), me fué imposible realizar mi cometido.

Punto 3: A todo aquel que se encuentre en posesión de material fotográfico de ambos eventos, suplico lo edite o lo haga llegar a esta redacción para su publicación.

Esperando haber resuelto todas las cuestiones que habeis realizado hacia mi persona, reciban un cordial y afectuoso saludo.

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Muy bien Ilde. Lo que tiene que hacer la gente es echar una manita para publicar mas cosas en el blog y criticar menos.

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